The Hotrodders Prayer

The V-8 is my Shepard:
I shall ALWAYS want!
It maketh me burnout on black pavements:
It leadeth me down the busy freeways:
It restoreth my soul.
It leadeth me in the path of quickness
For its name sake.
Yea, though I drive through the valley of RICE,
I shall fear no turbo,
for torque art with me!
Thy headers and posi,
they comfort me.
Thou preparest a track for me,
in the presence of mine enemies:
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil:
My car overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of the High Performance V-8
Forever and EVER
Amen!!